Introduction Thread


Jul 12, 2018
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Instant #1 enemy to Zepheral. XD
Bonjour, and welcome, fresh french omelette du fromage! Hope you have tons of le fun!
Man I was sure someone was going to say "Omelette du fromage" eUe ... But I didn't expected to have a "Le something" directly °^°
Merci beaucoup en tout cas c'est gentil o/

*evil frog laugh*

And even if i'm new, welcome otter_san ! (Madame Autre)
 

Sophia99

New member
Jul 30, 2018
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Hello,

Name: Sophia
Screenname / Nicknames: Sophia99
Age: 22
Gender: female
Current Country of Residence: japan

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: green
Hair Color: auburn
Hair length: short
Breasts: E cup
Glasses: yes
Features: slim figure
Height: 1.65 m


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: green
Hair color: blonde
Hair length: long
Ears: pointed
Breasts: maybe F or G cup
Tail: yes
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: maybe yes
Glasses: yes
Features: slim but more athletic
Height: 1.70 m
Cyclops: no
Skin: white

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Leo
My Fears: dirty things
Common Utterances: oh my ...
Is the glass half full, or half empty: i dont know....
Bad Habits: procastrinating

3 Things I Dislike:
1) dirt
2) overwork
3) insomnia

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: many
Other manga of interest: many
Video game series: RPGs
TV Show: not much wathcing tv
Anime: many
Webcomic: many
Drink: milk
Shoe: 22
Hat: no
Color: blue
Music Genre: pop
Internet Meme: ......

Do I...

Smoke: no
Swear: no
Flip out and kill people: no
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: no
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: no
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: maybe
Have furry leanings?: no

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: no
Should Marty have gone back to it?: who is marty?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: i like hentai :p

Nice to meet you all
 

Woodlelewd

Well-known member
May 7, 2018
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Name: Johnathan
Screenname / Nicknames: Woodledude, Awe JDM, Bun
Age: 21 (22 in two days)
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: The United States of America

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Blue sometimes, Green other times
Hair Color: Brown
Hair length: Mid-neck with eyebrow length bangs
Breasts: Solely composed of skin, tight to the ribs
Glasses: I could get a monocle if I felt like it
Features: Short, thick chin patch
Height: 69 inches (no really I'm 5'9" I was surprised too)


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: Unchanged
Hair color: Unchanged
Hair length: Bald...? Or unchanged
Ears: Yes those are useful
Breasts: Either huge or flat, undecided
Tail: Heck yes
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: I guess that would be pretty cool but I wouldn't go out of my way to get it
Glasses: Nope
Features: Four arms, two thumbs, more than two eyes somehow
Height: 6'
Cyclops: I would go for more eyes, not less
Skin: Darker for the love of god

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Leo
My Fears: Inadequacy, Drowning
Common Utterances: "Yeah, sure", "Absolutely", "Hello", "So", "Right"
Is the glass half full, or half empty: The glass is completely full, and half of what's in the glass is water, milk, or orange juice, hopefully. The other half is air
Bad Habits: Doing nothing, self doubt, not thinking about the future, masturbating in a weird way, not asking for things that I want

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Inactivity
2) Easily preventable cruelty
3) Lack of nuance

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: ???
Other manga of interest: ???
Video game series: Halo by Bungie (screw 343)
TV Show: Mythbusters
Anime: One Punch Man
Webcomic: XKCD
Drink: Milk
Shoe: Loafers
Hat: Newsboy cap, foldable
Color: Black, followed by white
Music Genre: ... Electro Swing? Let's go with that
Internet Meme: Bofa

Do I...

Smoke: No, I kind of have a thing about that
Swear: With my SO, mostly
Flip out and kill people: No, quite the opposite
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Air keyboard is more my cup of milk
Knit scarves for orphans: It's more cost effective by far to just buy them a scarf or maybe some real clothes with actual utility
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: My favorite figurines are ones I make, and I have no others
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: I suppose I vaguely resemble one, yes
Have furry leanings?: Definitely

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Not even a little, but also yes
Should Marty have gone back to it?: No, he didn't go to any of the really cool places

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: Obsessed with hentai games, slightly insecure about strange fetishes
Other random trivia: I'm technically a published game designer and I'm credited in several published books

Notes: I like having friends, but I'm not very good at letting them know I'm alive
 

Stuffie

TouchFluffyEars
Jul 5, 2010
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Finally someone with furry leanings. We are a scarce kind of people around here (or people just won't admit it).

Hi and welcome to the ULMForums Wood! Hope you have fun and find great hentai games around here! :)
 

Woodlelewd

Well-known member
May 7, 2018
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Finally someone with furry leanings... Hope you have fun and find great hentai games around here! :)
Thanks! Funny story, I've been around as a lurker for a long time, and have found many hentai games thanks this site. There are a couple games I've found here that are like crack to me. To be brutally honest, the only reason I'm introducing myself is because I'm trying to gain some confidence to continue my smut writing endeavors, and I figured I should make a formal introduction before I go talking about that.

Thanks for taking the time to say hi! I really appreciate it, and I'm kind of honored in a "look, a minor internet celebrity" sort of way that you of all people should greet me. I'm not really aware of everything you do around here, but I see you and people talking about you everywhere, and you're clearly part of the old guard. Feels kind of special, I guess :)

You also have one of my favorite avatars, but I guess that isn't a huge surprise XD
 
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Stuffie

TouchFluffyEars
Jul 5, 2010
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Thanks for taking the time to say hi! I really appreciate it, and I'm kind of honored in a "look, a minor internet celebrity" sort of way that you of all people should greet me. I'm not really aware of everything you do around here, but I see you and people talking about you everywhere, and you're clearly part of the old guard. Feels kind of special, I guess :)
:O



You make me sound like a famous user, even though I'm really not. I know a bunch of fellows around here, mostly from the off-topic section, because I come here to help counting down from 1.000.000 to 0, and to engage in general shenanigans initiated by my co-weirdos.
Still, it's appreciated. :3

You also have one of my favorite avatars, but I guess that isn't a huge surprise XD
Who can beat the beauty of those lovely baby-blue eyes? ;)
 

Woodlelewd

Well-known member
May 7, 2018
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general shenanigans initiated by my co-weirdos
General shenanigans? Co-weirdos? I am intrigued :3 I am also going through actual hell trying to clear out hundreds of boxes from my home and should really be sleeping, maybe, but what can you do XD

Also, you're very welcome! Everyone just seems to mention you and your ears in their signatures XD Do you make that art yourself? It's very good :3 Hope I'm not congesting the thread here o -o;
 

Stuffie

TouchFluffyEars
Jul 5, 2010
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General shenanigans? Co-weirdos? I am intrigued :3
Feel free to join the weird and crazy folks in the countdown thread then, where every and any content is possible to post (except for the stuff forum rules forbid, plus curvy cars, because Guan posts there and he gets off on edgy japanese cars)

Everyone just seems to mention you and your ears in their signatures XD
Oh uhh...yes, I guess...I guess they do. Don't get any ideas though. Please!

Do you make that art yourself? It's very good :3
For Renamon, I either refer to Sindoll's design (early), or (nowadays) the art made by "Doomthewolf". So no, I didn't draw any of this myself.
I can't draw, like at all. An even line is almost impossible to me. :p
 

super_slicer

Tentacle God
Nov 17, 2010
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lol, no the actual old guard isn't gone yet. BUT ONE DAY!

Stuffie just gives such good earjobs that nobody can stop talking about them XD
 

Stuffie

TouchFluffyEars
Jul 5, 2010
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>:O

My ears could give a better intercourse to Tortuga than you with a compass, you silly cap'n!
 

Stuffie

TouchFluffyEars
Jul 5, 2010
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I actually had to google "rebuking". I never heard that word before, ever. o.o
 

super_slicer

Tentacle God
Nov 17, 2010
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It's okay, even among those who's first language is English it'd be rare to find someone who knows it.
 

Woodlelewd

Well-known member
May 7, 2018
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I knew that word o3o I have a relatively large vocabulary but I don't use it much because long words are overrated
 

super_slicer

Tentacle God
Nov 17, 2010
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ha, not to mention that they'd be wasted in most conversation that takes place here nowadays.
 

Siluman

New member
Sep 2, 2018
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Name:
Screenname / Nicknames: Siluman / Sil
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Current Country of Residence: Asia

~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair length: Short
Breasts: None
Glasses: Half
Features: Fat
Height: around 165 cm


~ Ideal appearance ~

Eye color: black
Hair color: gray
Hair length: short
Ears: human
Breasts: flat
Tail: none
Hermaphrodite with Retractable Futa part: nope
Glasses: yes
Features: muscular
Height: 180cm~
Cyclops: nope
Skin: dark

~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Virgo
My Fears: Not leaving anything when died
Common Utterances: Fuck the World
Is the glass half full, or half empty: Half full
Bad Habits: Forgot to eat

3 Things I Dislike:
1) Liar
2) Spicy things
3) Bureaucrat

~ Favorites ~

Manga artist: Okayado, Kenkou Cross, Nanashi
Other manga of interest: Monmusu Series
Video game series: Dark Souls, Breath of Fire, Digimon, Eushully, Touhou
TV Show: Filthy Franks, Worth it, Cooking
Anime: God Eater, Monmusu Series,
Webcomic: alphapolis and isekai genre
Drink: Wine and Sugar
Shoe: Sandals
Hat: none
Color: Purple
Music Genre: Pop, Classic, Touhou
Internet Meme: hmm, not too updated

Do I...

Smoke: nope
Swear: sometimes
Flip out and kill people: flip out yes killing still no
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: nope
Knit scarves for orphans: at grade schools?
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: sometimes
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: maybe
Have furry leanings?: yep, for a fluffy things

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: well with enough data. though nobody believe it.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: You mean from the Old West?

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: want to infect others with our Siluman eroticism
Other random trivia: Siluman is a Fancy name for Monster Girls

Notes:
please email or ping if you have something as government is persistent to keep me away from here so I will not to be updated but thanks for having me here